jokejokejoke!

A philosophy teacher had once asked his student.

TEACHER: Do you agree in to see is to believe?
STUDENT: No Sir. I haven’t.
TEACHER: Then there is no God.
STUDENT: Let me ask my question then,
Have you seen your brain?
TEACHER: I haven’t.
STUDENT: My gosh classmates! Uwi na tayo!
Walang utak si Sir! ;)


Pacman in war with MILF...

PACMAN: Sumoko na kayo!
MILF: Susuko lang kami pag inispell mo ang CEASEFIRE!
PACMAN: Tuloy ang laban! Dorogen sila!
Padadalhan ko kayo ng kresantimom sa burol nyo!
MILF: Spell CHRYSANTHEMUM.
PACMAN: Pakyo! Sabi ko ROSE bingi! ;)

Istoryang kuripot:

STUDENT: magkano rice nyo?
TINDERA: P5.
STUDENT: yung tutong?
TINDERA: libre.
STUDENT: tutong na lang.
yung gulay magkano?
TINDERA: P15.
STUDENT: eh yung sabaw?
TINDERA: libre.
STUDENT: sabaw na lang po. (pagkatapos kumain.)
STUDENT: may coke kayo?
TINDERA: (siguro bibili na talaga to.)
Uhmmm…P8.
STUDENT: bigyan mo nga ako ng isa..(sabay bunot sa bulsa.)
Eto oh.. Tansan…FREE COKE daw.. ;)