jokejokejoke!

A philosophy teacher had once asked his student.

TEACHER: Do you agree in to see is to believe?
STUDENT: No Sir. I haven’t.
TEACHER: Then there is no God.
STUDENT: Let me ask my question then,
Have you seen your brain?
TEACHER: I haven’t.
STUDENT: My gosh classmates! Uwi na tayo!
Walang utak si Sir! ;)


Pacman in war with MILF...

PACMAN: Sumoko na kayo!
MILF: Susuko lang kami pag inispell mo ang CEASEFIRE!
PACMAN: Tuloy ang laban! Dorogen sila!
Padadalhan ko kayo ng kresantimom sa burol nyo!
MILF: Spell CHRYSANTHEMUM.
PACMAN: Pakyo! Sabi ko ROSE bingi! ;)

Istoryang kuripot:

STUDENT: magkano rice nyo?
TINDERA: P5.
STUDENT: yung tutong?
TINDERA: libre.
STUDENT: tutong na lang.
yung gulay magkano?
TINDERA: P15.
STUDENT: eh yung sabaw?
TINDERA: libre.
STUDENT: sabaw na lang po. (pagkatapos kumain.)
STUDENT: may coke kayo?
TINDERA: (siguro bibili na talaga to.)
Uhmmm…P8.
STUDENT: bigyan mo nga ako ng isa..(sabay bunot sa bulsa.)
Eto oh.. Tansan…FREE COKE daw.. ;)

my poem

Eventhough

While I’m walking along the road,
My heart felt so good.
I was smiling and then,
I don’t know why I should.

From our house going to school,
I realize my own rule,
That I’m force not to inlove,
Until I meet the guy of my heart.

Now again I’m fallen,
To well that I’m deepen,
Everyday the sound of his name,
Make me feel so insane.

This is the world of mine,
For every game it’s a crime,
I am a looser one,
With the love of someone!

Why I’m so stupid to myself?
For every trials that I have!
I can’t learn the way I’m down?
And still, dreaming the crown?

Please, wake me up my love,
You’re the only one that I have.
Please, tell me what to do?
To stop all my worries with you!